Bichon Frise Dog 10 Commandments
2009 August 7
:Thou shalt feed me today more than thou didst yesterday.:paw
:Thou shalt teach me with food – not big sticks and loud voices. :paw
:Thou shalt walk with me every day – despite thy favorite TV program. :paw
:Thou shall not buy furniture that I cannot sit on. :paw
:Thou shalt not pay attention to anyone else but me – lest I feel un-wanted. :paw
:Thou shalt love me to death – even when I bark all night. :paw
:Thou shalt not have a Cat with ATTITUDE and CLAWS. :paw
:Thou shalt not start the car until I am in it. :paw
:Thou shalt not hide the food. :paw
:Thou shalt obey the above without question lest I POOP on the neighbors lawn and promote community strife.
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